somebody please let this man retire
capitalism strikes again
Via Ruined Childhood
imagine if giraffes had 2 legs
That just looks like the front view of a giraffe.
oh well excuse me princess do u need a sideview of it prancing through nature
omg so my mom doesn’t let me order food delivery when she or my dad isn’t home ok so i was way too lazy to make food today so i ordered a salad and a little pizza then 10 minutes after the pizza gets delivered MY MOM COMES HOME OUT OF NOWHERE so i’m freaking out so I throw everything into a bag and run up to my room faster than i ever thought i could run and put it under my bed and I feel like I just committed a serious crime when really I just ordered some damn pizza